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Things I like to say today:
"We are angry!
We are normal!
It's not me, it's her!
I'm the good Chee, she's the evil one!
I am the Evil Chee, the good Chee is not here.
It's not me!
We did not say anything!"

In case you're wondering, it's us who are typing now, both the Good Chee and Evil Chee.
And in case you're wondering again, yes, I am We are Schizophrenic and has split personality.
It dawned upon me us that, after reading a certain Big U's GP presentation, that schizos are prone to violence (that's us), and if they we commit a crime the judge is likely to give a lighter sentence(cheers).
We almost drove HL crazy today by refering to us as "us".
I mean, we just wanted to recognise our presence, what's wrong with that?
Good Chee:(nods)
Evil Chee:(evil laughters)

As I was we were saying, we hope everyone reading this will recognise our identities and pardon the Good Chee should the Evil Chee did anything unpleasant, namely biting, scolding, screaming and hitting any Jia, Yi, Bing or Ding along the way.
Good Chee:yeah!(smiles sweetly)
Evil Chee:yeah!(evil laughters)

Ahem, so we, the Chees (not cheese), hereby announce of our individual identities and hope everyone respect our unique personalities.
Good Chee:Thank you for your cooperation!
Evil Chee:(snorts)