Good vs Evil

Evil Me: I don't discriminate. I hate everybody.
Good Me: Are. You. Serious? (you can literally see the capital letters flying around)
Evil Me: Of course I'm not, I am Dead Serious.
Good Me: Bu..but..but why?
Evil Me: *waves dismissively* I dunno, perhaps it's because
1)I wanna pon GP today but every once in a blue blue moon when I try to pon anything the teacher somehow knew and just had that gut feeling to take attendence today. Today was no exception ad I had to rush there with my comrades who was unlucky as well. I guess when it comes to luck, 3 unluckies makes a very unlucky.
2)I had GP essay test today. End of Story.
3)I was blamed for something that's not completely my fault. It is my fault u didnt come for the class? Is it solely my fault that no one takes the notes for u? Is it my bloody problem u didnt ask the teacher for the notes after 2 damn weeks?!?! U thought friends should be like that, well, I'm no goody-two-shoe who takes-everything-for-a-friend-and-doesnt-forget-anything friend)
4)I will be having 常识比赛 test today ( though it's just a 小小、小小的　test, I still hate anything that starts with a T and ends with -est and a E then ends with -xam)
5)I have LEP2 extra lessons today. End of Story.
6)I have S paper today. End of Story.
7)I have loads of work undone.
8)My niece Ting Ting arrived yesterday with my Grandma...oh wait!! *does a small dance* Muahaha I have a bundle of joy at home waiting for me *beams*
9)I have a bundle of joy waiting for me and I can't go home anytime soon.
10)I am just being evil and hateful.