How happy are you?

Are you just "happy" happy,
"happy-as-compared-to-hungry-africans" happy,
"over-the-top" happy,
"the-whole-world-should-smile-for-me" happy,
or "I'm-not-sad" happy?

Why are you happy then?

Because you did something everyone praised you for? (it should make them happy, not you.)
Because you did something you really wanted to do? (what if nobody saw? would you be as happy? would you still be so happy if nobody objected to it in the first place?)
Because nothing made you sad today? (then you should feel neutral, cos happiness doesnt come so easily)
Because the usual things that made you sad everyday didnt happen? (that would make you a neutral again, but an optimistic neutral)
Or because the usual things that made you sad didnt make you that sad today? (that makes you an optimistic tragedy)

What was your happiest moment like?

So happy you could fly? (but you cant fly, so does it mean you cant be at your happiest at all?)
So happy you wanna give everyone a treat? (does it make them happy, or does it just makes you happier, or does it just makes you feel less guilty of feeling happy when most people are not happy?)
So happy you forgot all your unhappiness? (you mean you still have unhappiness even at your happiest moment?)

Are you sad?
Why?
What was it like?

Are you unsatisfied?
Why?
What was it like?

Are you enthusiastic?
Are you nonchalent?
You cant be bothered?
Jealous?
Proud?
Angry?
Afraid?....

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