I LUURRRRVVVEE Exams!

Yeah you read correctly, I LOVE exams.
Who doesnt?
1)What's more brain stimulating than taking an exam and tormenting exercising your grey matter for 3 hours straight?
Billions and zillions of brain cells die during exams and guess what? MORE brain cells will be formed and renewed!
I bet none of us here will get any stupidier with zillions of NEW braincells right?
Hence in a way, exams TRAIN our brain to work doubly (four times in my case) hard than usual to cope with the excruciating exam questions, AND, we became smarter! (with the exception of those who doesnt have zillions of brain cells to die in the first place and ends up in an asylum)

2)Exams help us physically too! After holding on to a pen and writing continuously for 3 hours straight, we get to train our left/right hand to write much longer than usual, increasing our stamina!
Also, if your way of holding a pen is not exactly the universal "correct" way, you will understand why we should hold it the universal way, though the whole process is not exactly pleasant.
After holding and writing with the incorrect way, after 3 damned hours, the hand gets all red and painful like you've just sprained every tissue and cell. The hand will start to shake uncontrollably and you cant even stretch your fingers straight. Dead cells will accumulate on your fingers which are in contact with the pen and you get, well, a mutated hand.
Hence, having exams teaches us how to hold a pen correctly and learn to write 3 hours without stopping, not to mention the improvement in handwriting after this whole exercise!

3)Having exams will eventually lead the lazier pack of us into a state of self reflection on why we didnt study harder BEFORE the exams. And the wonderful event of self-reflection and self-study and self-help will commence...
Venue: School (beside the Principle to be precise)
Time: 9am-5pm
Date: Whole of June Holidays

SO what are you waiting for? Come to our school's wonderfully planned "exams-and-its-related-uses" seminar starting from 17/3/06 to 24/3/06, admission is free! All you have to do is bring along some pens and you can start on the whole "exams" process which guarantees you loads and loads of fun-filled activities like
a)getting scolded when collecting exam papers
b)getting chased out when finished exams
c)losing your water bottle because you were chased out
and more!
So hurry! Come for exams, dont hesitate any longer!
Dont forget the value-added POST-EXAM event held during June Holidays! Seeya!