Unique People
Once every few days I'd look back at my life and I realise there are so many Unique People that added colour to my life...with hilariously unique jokes.
Just this fateful morning, a certain WS that happens to be my classmate saw a centipede (out of thousands of them all around the school compound) and commented, "SO disgusting!" to which I replied,"Oh. I hate anything with more than or sometimes equals to 4 legs."
Just then, WS's eyes shone with a bright light of mischief and replied immediately,"So u like frogs la? Two legs mah!" (being how intelligent u dear readers are, I'm sure you know what automatically comes to mind when frogs or turtles are being mentioned and that explains Ws's mischivious look)
"Erm..but frogs got 4 legs mah?! U thought got two?!" I retorted and laughed evilly while WS's awkward laughter became the background music for my victorious attempt and smug-est smirk.
I decided to continue and hump on the fact that she actually thought frogs have TWO legs,"you must have thought of that special frog we see everyday that's why you thought frogs have 2 legs right!?"
"I havent seen a frog for a long time already mah!" She tried to deny.
"Or rather, u havent seen a REAL frog for a long time right?" (my evil laughter sounded in the background while WS tried to hit me)
~~~After some time~~~
"actually I only started to think that Ninja looks like a frog this year u know..." WS confessed.
Dear Readers, THAT is what makes WS unique, how could it be humanly possible that one would take more than 0.34525 seconds after seeing Ninja to think of him as a frog?! And dear WS actually took a year to come to this conclusion that's as true as the world sucks? ("if not, we'll all fall off", yes estelwen, I know.)
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